"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
- Steven Wright (via ohfairies)
(Source: bdgarp, via mariellahunt)
Let’s take a moment to appreciate that Fire and Ice are currently competing at the box office.
So Frozen is basically saying chicks before dicks.
Anna: Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep, deep...
Me: Oh. Yeah.
I saw Disney’s “Frozen” last night.
Fuck you, Disney. Can’t you make at least ONE movie where it doesn’t open with fucking sadness and then you pour more fucking sadness on top of even more fucking sadness.
Love is an Open Door
Prince Hans: I’ve been searching my whole life to find my own place
And maybe it’s the party talking or the chocolate fondue
Me: Or.... Maybe it's your greedy ambitions, you evil little snail!